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But watch out for Dr. Evil
"Stand down."
-- The order given shortly after a man named Don Emilio Fulci was made the lead item on the government's daily threat matrix one day last month, according to U.S. News and World Report. Fulci was not, as an FBI tipster had warned, "a reclusive but evil millionaire who had formed a terrorist group that was planning chemical attacks against London and Washington, D.C." --he was the crime boss in the popular video game "Headhunter." FBI director Robert Mueller was briefed on Fulci before his real identity was discovered by a White House staffer who Googled the name.

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