Peak nineties nostalgia is just about over, settling into the ambient perma-state of eighties nostalgia, and aughties nostalgia is bearing down on us. Really—nineties kids are pushing thirty now, obsolete as trendsetters go. Y2K babies are about to take the reins of industry, which they will cram full of things they're nostalgic for, while the elders among us think, Wait, wasn't that last week? If you're not too depressed to move now, break out your crayons and go to work on our Aughties Nostaliga coloring book to stay on trend. It's going to get Ugg-ly.