Holiday traditions are fair game at Insert Appropriate Holiday Greeting Here, a night of improvisation from Transactors Improv. Bring your favorite suggestion for director Greg Hohn and company. Along with short scene improv, the group will also perform local Max Steele's Living Out Our Parents' Fantasies. Music is by Mark Lewis. The show starts at 8 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 11 at the ArtsCenter in Carrboro. Tickets are $13. For more information, visit transactors.org.